Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Quite possibly my FAVORITE ANIME, if I may be perfectly honest. I've read the entire manga from pt 1 to pt 8, I've been reading pt 9, and I've seen the whole anime, and played a lot of the games, and I'm reading Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe now. (Hopefully will read Purple Haze Feedback and some of the other spinoffs soon) I even own a copy of Manga In Theory And Practice!

I think we should just go through part by part tbh~

Part 1: Phantom Blood

Jonathan Joestar

My husband's favorite Joestar!!! He's so underrated oml

HE'S SO LARGE! what an absolute uNIT

I'd ask him to crush my head like sparrow's egg between thighs, but he never would because he's a MOTHERFUCKING GENTLEMAN.

I know he's design-wise very similar to Kenshiro from Fist Of The North Star. Kenshiro is hot too. But doesn't quite cut it as a husbando unfortunately. I like Jonathan a lot more.

Honorable Mention: Dio Brando

I like Dio Brando, too, but I really only like him in Phantom Blood, where he's a sexy Victorian vampire (my favorite type of guy). His outfit in Part 3 is dumb as fuck

See? He's so attractive in part 1!

Here's a nice pic of the two brothers.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon

THE GUY OF ALL TIME.

"Not all men" you're right, SPEEDWAGON WOULD NEVER.

HOLY SHIT.

bow down to best girl. even in figure form he's so cute. he's so loyal and kind, he would be the perfect husband.

Part 3: Stardust Crusaders

Jotaro Kujo

holy.

FUCK.

This is Jotaro Kujo!!! I'm fucking obsessed with him!!! He's such a douchebag!!!! If he called me a bitch I'd thank him for it!!!

I'm going to shove my face in between his titties. if I die there I'll be happy.

deadass my version of this picture would refuse to change size even after i resized it to be REALLY SMALL. fujpnsfg;oerjng;iapjngio i'm so fucking mAD just like jotaro though

anyway though that's his iconic pose!!! very muted compared to other jojo poses

He looks just as handsome on the new Jojonium covers, where Araki-sensei drew him in his more 'modern' Jojolion-ish art style.

What's so great about him? Let me count the ways

1. HOT

2. Autistic king

3. HE IS THE FUCKING STRONG

4. He becomes a dilf later

5. I think him and Kakyoin have buttsex when no one's looking

6. He told Joseph, Polnareff, AND Dio to fuck off. king

7. yeah i'm a joseph hater. so what

8. not a polnareff hater thogh he's just fun to dunk on

Oh, and abou that DILF thing....

DADDY.

he becomes kind of a fashion disaster in stone ocean

Fun fact: i'm an OG jojo fan from back when this OVA, the capcom fighting game, and the original editions of the Part 3 manga were all you had in the US. I didn't even know there were other parts until the TVA came out. This OVA is aesthetic asf and any frame of it can be in your vaporwave music video if you believe hard enough.

Nah seriously I'm obsessed with him. He's my fave Joestar even though Part 3 isn't my favorite part anymore.

His design was kinda weird in the first few pages.

I love delinquent characters in anime.

And we have to talk about his stand.

Just for a little bit anyway.

Mmmfgmmfg i love joot so much

Noriaki Kakyoin

MAKE WAY FOR THE (other) bEST BOY OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

I ADOOOOOOORE HIM. He was done so dirty by Araki-sensei...

He's Jotaro's boyfriend (definitely canon lol). Well, jokes aside, he's a member of the Stardust Crusaders. He's an honor student (we love a smart boy!) and he's an artist!

This is how he looked when he was first introduced. Very weird look, especially the weird hair, but I always loved the scarf. When I cosplay Kakyoin, I always have a white scarf! I'm sad he didn't keep it.

He loves cherries! Fuck Rubber Soul for impersonating him btw! One time my friends flooded my Facebook page with "rero rero" gifs on April Fool's... when Rubber Soul reros, it's ugly and gross, but when Kakyoin does it, it's cute.

See? How cute! You know he'd probably give amazing head, too.

He was a badass, too. It was really frustrating seeing the other Crusaders not believe him in the Death 13 arc, but he got his way in the end.

He's so cute in this frame that you'd never guess what he'd just done.

Doesn't he look great in the Jojonium artstyle, too?

The amount of amazing fanart of him is staggering, but I kinda hate how he's always a bottom. I get that he's a twinky pretty-boy especially compared to Jotaro, but Kakyoin is such a fucker at points in the anime. He's an honor student sure but he's always saying "I don't feel like it" when Joseph tells him to do something lol. Plus his stand has tentacles! What I'm saying is more people need to draw him as a top, or bare minimum as a power bottom, since let's be real, it's hard to imagine Jotaro as a bottom....

His cherry earrings are really cute, too. I own three replica pairs, including a pair that's the 'double' earrings you see him wear earlier on in the manga...

Oh yeah... you know "cherry boy" is slang for a virgin in Japanese?.... do you think he died a virgin? That's so sad... well, maybe not if you're ace.

Part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable

Yoooo it's my fave part! It's the part I've read/watched the most, it's sooooo good

I love the "Twin Peaks" esque plotine...

But it of course has a lot of hotties.... I don't even mention them all here. (Still deciding if Tonio Trussardi is a husbando...)

Josuke Higashikata

LOOK AT HOW POWERFUL HIS ASS IS.

Oh god, I'm obsessed with him. Literally. He's so pure and perfect. Perfect pompadour boy. I'm going to kiss him.

BABY BOY. BABY.

If he looked at me like this, I'd thank him.

His attitude is one of my favorite parts of him. I love the prince and honor student types but you need a DELINQUENT sometimes as a palate cleasner!

Remember when he discovered that alien life exists and the first thing he thought was "I need to find a way to ruin Rohan Kishibe's life with this"? He was so real for that.

Or how about when he gave Kira this look and you KNEW it was fucking joever for Kira. Top ten anime moments and I'm not even kidding. The Josuke vs Kira fight was not topped for me until Johnny vs Valentine in part 7.

But he can be ADORABLE!!!!! too. What a cutie! You can see why he gets all the ladies. He's definitely kissing Okuyasu tho

This is my FAVORITE ART of him. How great does he look with that sweater on! He's so stylish! He likes designer clothes! What a bougie delinquent!

You know he was based off Prince? Prince was hot asf too. Huge fan. There's some fanart out there that makes Josuke look more like his inspiration and somehow he looks EVEN BETTER. I try not to feature fanart here if it's not necessary, so feel free to find it on your own.

We can't talk about Josuke without discussing the live-action Part 4 movie. I liked it, but it doesn't get talked about very much. But live-action Josuke is amazing!

Just like in the anime, he can be cute and tough whenever the scene calls for it.